Anne, subject of one of my recent posts has written up a wonderful follow-up to her first venture, “how to make out with a girl”. I was hoping for something equally light-hearted and cute as the first one but this time around, she gets right down to business (come on, Anne, at least give me a *giggle*). Nevertheless, I still recommend the second part of her brief mini-series and hope my fellow readers will find the advice insightful.

Anne covers, for example, the delicate issue of what a true gentleman should do with his hands (or rather, should not do), and also takes the time to suggest several theatrical demonstrations of the curious technique, other than The Little Mermaid, which was previously mentioned.

Most helpful are her thoughts as to what possible “sweet nothings” one can whisper in the ear of a lady friend before swooping in for the kill. Mentions about how pretty she looks or how wonderful her hair smells lead to positive outcomes. Catchphrases like, “Hey babe. I wanna jump your bones” will lead to negative ones. Probably.