chef: well, there’s a lot of reasons

chef: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks

chef: and that’s if you leave them in water

chef: and they really only exist to be pretty

chef: so that’s like saying

chef “my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance”

chef: but a potato!

chef: potatos last for fucking ever, man

chef: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack

chef: that part alone makes it a good symbol

chef: but there’s more!

chef: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!

chef: and that’s like saying “i have many ways in which I show my love for you”

chef: and potatos may be ugly, but they’re still awesome

chef: so that’s like saying “it doesn’t matter at all what you look like, I’ll still love you”