To: Phil
From: Kat
Date: September 22, 2006
Subject: Don’t you care?!?!?
Jeez Phil. What’s going on? No witty posts, no embarrassing stories, not a single shred of originality and/or entertainment. Are you THAT busy?
At least have the decency to post an embarrassing photo of yourself, or something. Go dress up in an absurd costume, cook up some chocolate cupcakes, and take a picture. 5 minutes, that’s all we want.
Kat xxx
To: Kat
From: Phil
Date: September 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Don’t you care?!?!?
Dear Kat,
I do care.

Sincerely yours,
Phil
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