For those of you who’ve e-mailed me with words of encouragement and sympathy, thank you. You guys are truly the best of friends.

I know this site’s been glum as of late. I know I’ve been glum. And I know you want something exciting, something wild, something bold! You want naked chicks and monster trucks. You want chainsaws and filet mignon. You want change!

And so I’m devoting a few hours this afternoon for you, my lovable, fuckable readers. Stay tuned for a nice October-themed surprise.