I overheard a pair of teenaged girls while they were checking out the derrière of a valued customer at my local coffeehouse.

“Omigod. What. A. Cute. Ass.” said the brunette.

“Mmmm,” crooned the blonde as she nodded in agreement with a wistful look in her eyes.

They weren’t checking out my ass or anything — my taut and well muscled buttocks were firmly planted several seats away as I pretended to be engrossed in whatever mathematical gibberish lay before me.

What a riveting joyride into the psyche of a teenager.