masa - new york
“Lunch or dinner for two can easily exceed $1,000.”
What goodies do I have in my mailbox?
To: Phil
From: Dave
Date: October 19, 2006
Subject: None
- Dave
To: Dave
From: Phil
Date: October 19, 2006
Subject: Re: None
Get yourself a rich girl, stupid. I’m not taking you to any of those places.
- Phil
To: Phil
From: Roselle
Date: October 16, 2006
Subject: Your Post
Phil would you like me to tell you that you have a nice ass? Phil, you have a nice ass! And I’m sure, had you been standing up with your taut and well-muscled derrière in their line of vision, they would have oogled over you as well.
And puhleese…don’t hate on the teenagers…you’re like ten months removed from them.
To: Roselle
From: Phil
Date: October 16, 2006
Subject: Re: Your Post
In years, perhaps. But I’m so much more wise than that.
To: Phil
From: Roselle
Date: October 16, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Your Post
Gimme a break…like you don’t check out women’s behinds and have that EXACT same dialogue, if only with the interlocutor that resides within your head?!
To: Roselle
From: Phil
Date: October 16, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Your Post
I most certainly do not.
…okay, maybe only sometimes.
Phil’s Proof » ‘Phil has a rubber butt’, they chanted in unison says,
[…] And besides, practically everyone knows that my ass cheeks, like Michelangelo’s David, are Roman in both proportion and muscularity. Hell, give em’ a squeeze. Go ahead. I promise you won’t be disapointed. […]