As most of you have already heard, our good friend Hot Coffee Girl is indeed running in the US Elections. Recently, she’s announced the coveted positions of her administration and lo and behold there I was, listed under Secretary of Mathematics and Violins.
I promise that I will not promise you Big Things. Instead, I will focus on fixing the Petty Shit. Because that’s what matters most.
Hot Coffee Girl in Vote Early and Often
If someone cuts you off at your turn to go you may plow your vehicle into them without punishment. Hell, do it enough, and you might receive the congressional medal of honor.
Hot Coffee Girl on Transportation