I’ve been nominated by a few readers as one of the Internet’s Sexiest Bloggers.

Get OUT, girlfriend.

In response to the multitude of flattering letters he’d recieved, J.R.R. Tolkien once said:

So my cheeks are all burning and it’s kind of hard to keep that silly grin off my face.

Hell, it has been over a year since I’ve gone out on a date and it’s no secret that my love life is about as passionate as a lump of coal.

So it’s just nice to know that people don’t think you’re draconian after all and maybe — just maybe — whatever happened in the past was just a fluke.

So excuuuuse me.

I’m going to go rummage around the closet.

“Mom! Moooom! Where’s that tiara I used to wear? And my shiny scepter?”