Just got this moments ago.

To: Phil
From: Anonymous
Date: Moments Ago
Subject: Contact Form Results

You aren’t known as “the top student” – nobody thinks of you like that. You are thought of as someone who still lives at home, graduated with a general degree by skipping his first year, and then worked through a Master’s degree by having half of the requirements removed. People think that you are arrogant, effeminate, and possibly on steroids. Women have told me that your pants are tighter than theirs.

You have no background in English Literature, Astrophysics, or Philosopy, and you would be terrible at these things. And this blog is basically a shrine to yourself.

Grow up, Phil. I’m sure you have a good possibility of getting into [Schools Removed], which will be a great opportunity for you. But, you have some serious personality problems that you need to work out.

I’m surprised. Not so much because of the comments.

But because whoever wrote it sounds like a friend. A close friend, even. Someone I cheerfully say hi to. Someone I thought I knew. Someone who thinks they know me.

Not some anonymous juvenile punk having stumbled away from his MySpace page.

That’s what bothers me. You think you know everybody in your life.

That’s all.