This is from the deepest and darkest depths of my mailbag — nearly six months ago.

But it still makes me laugh.

You’re going to have to first read my e-mail to the Girl Crossing the Street.

To: Phil
From: Girl crossing the street
Date: July 23, 2006
Subject: Re: Your Message

Dear Phil,

Thank you for your interest in my personal problems. In the future, please keep your eyes on the road and away from my firm ass.

Transportation safety is far too important. Only YOU can prevent accidents.

Sincerely,
Girl

I know it was just one of you jokers.

But I still got a guilty shucks-ya-caught-me look in my eyes after reading it.