I burst into his office and sat down.

“I just came here to say –”, I began, but stopped abruptly, re-thinking my words.

“I just came here to say,” I repeated slowly, “that I have nothing to say — at least for today.”

I grinned proudly.

He looked at me, somewhat bemused.

“You’re still here,” he said.

“I’m still here,” I said.

“Aren’t you supposed to disappear?”

“Disappear into the oblivion?”

“Yeah. ‘Poof!’ Just like that. Into a puff of illogical-ness.”

Man, I’m feelin’ invincible.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go divide by zero until I’m good n’ happy.