1. Write midterms

2. Do a gazillion assignments

3. Cry until I’m hungry

4. Accept an offer for a place to do my Ph.D.

5. Politely decline 3 others

6. Watch yesterday’s episode of Heroes (“Hiiirrroooo”)

7. Write a gazillion pages for my thesis

8. Sulk and generally be a big grouch

9. Mark a billion badly written assignments

10. Fail a couple students so I can feel better (this really works!)

11. Whine to anyone who talks to me

12. Curl up into a big ball and cry until I’m hungry (again)