What is up with incredibly hot girls who smoke around our beloved city?

I think girls like this have an societal obligation not to smoke — along with their other obligations, such as wearing curve-fitting jeans, skirts, dresses, and the occasional low-cut blouse.

That way, I can feel free to stare all I like without getting turned off.

Because, man, when I see a pretty girl who smokes, it’s such a disconnected feeling. Like eating one of those ‘display-only’ cakes, which look great, but tastes like cardboard.

Not that I’ve done that.