There’s a hilarious story being discussed on the WoW forums. For those of you who’ve been stuck in the ice age, WoW or World of Warcraft is a computer role-playing game played by a huge online base of (more or less addicted and lifeless) players.
And for my fellow Ottawaians, take a guess where this story takes place.
They asked me why I was visiting Canada. I was to visit a friend I met on World of Warcraft, Cara. They took down her name and what I could remember of her address. They asked me how we met.
“In an online game.”
“What online game?”
“Umm … World of Warcraft,” I responded meekly.
“What kind of game is this?”
“It’s a fantasy game … it takes place online.”
“Fantasy … like it’s got wizards and warlocks?”
“Well, it’s got warlocks.” (And they need to be nerfed.)
[…]
“So you and Cara are friends?”
“Yes.”
“How long have you known her?”
“About 5 months I think? Maybe less.”
“Do you have a romantic relationship with Cara?”
“No.”
“Do you want a romantic relationship with Cara?”
“No.”
“OK, so … if you and Cara were drunk together, and she turned to you and said, ‘Tim, let’s go–’”
[…]
Edit: Apparently, the correct term is “Ottawans”.
Thanks Dan “The Jackass” B.