Why won’t you LOVE ME?

The title of next post is “To the girl who never called me back”.

You guys will really like that one.

But if nobody votes for me, well, I will instead be forced to post a picture of myself baring all. And by ‘all’, I mean, all-except-for-my-indy-hat”.

Look, I didn’t want to sink so low as to resort to vile threats of nudity. I really didn’t. But let’s not kid ourselves. Nobody wants to see that.

So vote.