1. Being Alone

I’m starting to realize I have these anti-social, misanthropic feelings. My parents started warning me about it years ago, but I always told them it was because I was too busy to socialize.

It’s not that I’m bad at it. Or that I get the shakes when I’m at a party.

It’s just that things have changed. I’m not the same carefree bachelor free-spirited youth I was a few years back. I don’t feel the same.

2. The Box

I started pawing through the box.

If you’ve been in a busted relationship, you’ll know exactly what I mean.

You’ll know what’s in this box and why words like ‘the box’ need to be italicized, in contrast with other words which don’t strike as much fear into the hearts of singletons like us.

Take the word ‘cat’, for example. Can you say ‘cat’? I bet you can. And I bet you don’t break down into spasmic convulsions when you do. See, that’s why ‘cat’ isn’t italicized. Idiot.

And why did I do it? Just why did I dust off the box? Because I’m a melancholic retard, that’s why.

3. Being Tagged

I have shitload of Memes I need to get through.

Shit.

4. Leaving on a Jet Plane

I’m leaving on a jet plane. Soon. As a volunteer.

So I can bring the wonderful world of mathematics to poor children who may not otherwise have the chance to integrate a function. Ever.

Damn, can you imagine that? The horror!

Anyways, I’ll of course have to let you guys know exactly where I’m going and what I’ll be doing. Because there’s a very real chance I’ll be eaten by like, a lion or a gazelle.

5. Be a Hero (Or a Hiro)

Heroes Season Finale. Tonight. Prepare to be amazed.