I have a friend who can tell you exactly what she wants in a guy.

She can give you a detailed list of qualities and attributes.

She can provide distributions, fancy pie charts, and precision rankings.

She can tell you how important looks are, and exactly what ratio of humour to physical attractiveness is an acceptable tradeoff.

Yeah, it’s pretty darn amazing.

Me? I have no idea what I want.

That is, until recently.

With summer in full swing, and blistering hot weather here in Ottawa, there’s been a definite pleasure in watching how fashion changes. You know, from the typical Canadian parka, snowshoes, and tuque, to something a little bit more festive.

And then I realized the other day: I do know what I want.

I want a girl with a skirt.

Really, it’s that simple. I just think there’s something so incredibly sexy about women in skirts. Whether it’s a long one, a short one, one of those frilly white skirts, or even denim — anything goes. I don’t know what it is.

Maybe it has to do with how a skirt accentuates the female form. Or maybe it has to do with the fact I hang around math geeks all day and none of them are qualified to wear skirts.

Some of them aren’t even qualified to wear shorts.

In any case, there it is. I put it out there, folks.

See? I’m not picky at all.

Edit: See? Even Mr. David agrees with me.

To: Phil
From: Dave
Date: Right after he read my post
Subject: Skirts

skirts are the bomb!

so sexy, i just get riled up whenever i see a skirt… yes, even ones at the wall, on mannequins…

I concur. Even headless mannequins wearing skirts are hella hot.