Out there, in the big ol’ Internet, there’s a computer forum slanted towards, well, geeks.

I’ve been a member for about half a decade now, and it’s always amusing to see questions about dating pop up. The advice is really fantastic, as the community draws from (mostly) men of all ages 12-60 with varying levels of experience and success in their own love lives.

Here’s the most recent thread, along with the best suggestions.

Your parents give you the ID of some cute girl they found on the side of the road and tell you it’s an opportunity.

Now the question is, I couldnt find the girl in the people pages, but of course she’s on Facebook.

What do I do?

Reply #1
Just explain to your parents you like men. They’ll understand.

Reply #2
“So here’s your ID, wanna go out?”

Sorry man but that screams creepy stalker to me.

Reply #3
Tell her it was destiny that brought you two together.

Then tell her it reminded you of a quest from World of Warcraft…

SCORE!

Reply #4
Just tell her you’re the king of coupons.

Course, there’s a moral to all this.

Go elsewhere for your women problems, stupid.