To: Phil
From: Dave
Date: Yesterday
Subject: Your post on camels

[Phil,] if you could manage to snap a picture of yourself holding a camel in a chokehold whilst surrounded by a group of cheering African children in loincloths (spears optional), I would forever in your debt.

- dave

As most of you know, I do enjoy Potter-Mania.

Well, I managed to find another volunteer who would come to a midnight showing of Harry Potter: The Order of the Phoenix with me today. I can’t believe I’m going to be watching Harry Potter at midnight in Kenya.

And seeing how we’re 7 hours ahead of you guys back home in Ottawa, that just shows how hardcore we are.

“It’ll be me, you, and Hermione,” my friend says.

Yeah, baby.