To: Phil
From: Nishant
Date: Today
Subject: The girl on the bus

I can’t believe you told that whole story just to say that you dutifully looked away.

You’re classic Phil.

To: Nishant
From: Phil
Date: Today
Subject: Re: The girl on the bus

Don’t tell me you were expecting something else!

Come on now! This is Phil we’re talking about. The man that’s destined for a future of misery and loneliness, whilst surrounded by math books and crazy cats.

- p