A few days ago, I did the dumbest thing ever and pre-ordered Harry Potter off Amazon.com

It was all in an effort to save a few bucks (I was ordering another book at the same time), but I realize now I could have gotten the book here (in England) for even cheaper and at nearly any store.

And since I won’t be getting my copy until, like, a gazillion years from now (i.e. 2 weeks), I’m forced to carefully, laboriously tread the Internet, mindful of any potential spoilers.

I’m talking to you, woman.