I just paid a deposit on a $1900.00 tailor-made suit/tux.
To be fair, that price includes two shirts. And I’m assuming the fabric is made of the tiny chin hairs of near-extinct goats of some remote African village.
More on this later. Assuming I don’t go hang myself in shame.
Edit: Hey, I just realized. Is this how I’d feel if I had to buy a wedding dress? I mean, how many times does someone actually use a wedding gown? Once? Twice? That’s a grand (or two) straight down the drain, eh?
Later Edit: I can’t believe I just imagined myself buying a wedding gown. Shit.
jane says,
$1900.00?? That’s not a suit Phil, that’s a car!
ps…As long as you didn’t imagine yourself wearing the wedding dress, you’re okay.
Nishant says,
You know what you have to do Phil. Thats right. Go spend $10 000 second hand monster truck. It’s the only way.
Jonathan Weatherhead says,
haha. I can see you being more freaked out than Shrek in Shrek 3. Out of curiosity, have you had any dreams of thousands of Phil Juniors?:P
You need one of these to take your mind off the tux. Cheap and fun.
Phil says,
Jane: And if I did, it wouldn’t be that bad, right?
Nishant: How swanky would I look, riding into town with that?
Jon: I’ve always loved ThinkGeek! What I really need is this bad boy.
annie says,
Wait…I’m picturing you in a wedding dress…
Yep, still hot.
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