Hey you.
Are you the one from Oxford googling me?
Yeah I’m talking to you.
I don’t mind. Not yet, anyways.
But do me a favour and keep it on the down low, y’know?
Writing about all the embarrassing and humiliating stuff that goes on in my life is hard enough when it’s read by complete strangers.
Carry on, then.
roselle says,
you caught me phil. i’m sorry i couldn’t resist.
glad you’re creating a fan base across the pond. the IQ of this continent fell considerably since you’ve been gone.
hot coffee girl says,
Now go ahead and take off your shirt. Kthnxbai.