The greatest thing about living in your own place — which includes an internet-connected computer and a fridge stocked with enough food to help you last through a zombie invasion — is that you can barricade the door, close the curtains, and not see anybody or say a word to anyone.
Y’know, whenever you’re having one of those days.
Plus, I can totally eat my Cheetos naked without people getting all offended and stuff.
Sarah says,
Hey Phil! How’s life over in the old country? Hope them Brits are treating you well. On another note…why, Why, WHY would anyone have the urge to eat cheetos naked??
Dave says,
Why wouldn’t anyone have the totally understandable urge to eat cheetos (with, or without rice) naked?
annie says,
That desk is TOO clean, it’s freakish!
Phil says,
Honey, I always clean before having company over.
By the way, Dave, cheetos and rice is just…weird. But that’s why I like ya.
Rhys says,
Awesome dude…I’ve tried eating Fritos in undies (me in undies, not the Fritos) but not Cheetos naked yet…maybe I’ll move up to the next level. How ARE you??!!