So I’m at Walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they’re missing the UPC and won’t ring up. So the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax.

The dude looks at him and says, “The kind you push in, or the kind you hammer in?”

Turns out he misheard him. Thought he said thumbtacks. You should have seen the look on the chick’s face.