Today, I’m sitting at home, writing a report to the government about what, exactly, did I do with all the money they gave me.

Shit.

In the meantime, take a look at this.

It’s a video of my good friend Dave boasting, “I’m Beijing 2008, man!”. Right before taking a goddamn kayak down a snowy hill in his backyard in Ottawa.

What can I say? That’s how the motherfucker rolls.