This morning, as I walked through town — seeing all those guys going out to buy flowers and little heart-shaped chocolates, I thought of a cutesy story to write.

You know, about love, and all that jazz.

Now, however, it’s 12:11 AM. Post V-Day.

And you know why I’m not sharing my cutesy story?

Because I’m up marking a hot, steaming pile of assignments for third year students who, well, to put it gently, don’t give a damn.

Happy Valentines day, bitches.