The thing with great photography — or more precisely, what I know of great photography (which is to say, not much), is that it’s so hard to predict when you’re going to take the picture.
You know, The Picture that you see hanging in white, minimalistic, art galleries in New York’s Upper East Side.
The Picture that makes magazine covers in National Geographic or Time.
The Picture that makes women everywhere simultaneously moan with orgasmic pleasure and sense a sudden, animal attraction to its creator.
Uh…yeah, that one.

Last Saturday, I went for a photography walk-around with a few other photographers. The conditions were great (though perhaps a little too sunny), and I ended up taking about a hundred shots. Of those hundred, I was initially happy with half a dozen.
But having arrived home and popped them through my computer, my heart fell as I realized none of them were The Picture.
Sure, some of them were pretty. Some had nice colour and nice character. But none of them were amazing. None of them, jaw-dropping, mind-blowing, holy-fuck-I-want-your-babies amazing.
I could see little imperfections in each one: This one was badly composed, that one didn’t capture the right dynamic lighting, this one had distracting clouds…and so on and so forth.

Statistically, I’ve taken about 5500 pictures in my photography-interested lifetime. Of those 5500, about 200 were worth a closer look. Then of those 200, about 15 were worth using as wallpaper on someone’s desktop. And of those 15, maybe, maybe 5 I’d consider one day getting framed. You know, to be hung on my distant cousin’s dark and moldy basement wall.
Let’s be honest, 1/1000 is a pretty horrific ratio.

But the thing is, I realized today that maybe — maybe that perfect shot doesn’t happen until your 10,000 shot. Or hell, maybe it doesn’t happen until your 20,000th.
But somewhere, somewhere out there in our big ol’ world, is my Perfect shot.
It exists. And statistically, it’s bound to happen.
I just have to keep clicking.

Dan says,
Imagine trying to perfect your craft in the days of film cameras. You’d go through thousands of dollars (sorry, “thousands of pounds”, old chap) worth of film in your search for the perfect shot. Those fancy model-shooting photographers used to fire through an entire roll in a few seconds like some sort of machine gun.
You can’t help but appreciate the economic advantages of digital.
Dan says,
Oops, I was too busy ranting to remember my original point: once again, I especially like the use of colour in the photos.
Jonathan Weatherhead says,
Are those touched up in Photoshop?! The colours seem surreal
Jonathan Weatherhead says,
I know the candycane took its sweet time to get into that coffee cup, but tis no longer the season:P (Unless you are waiting ’till the 21st)
Phil says,
Oh piss off Jon. I’ll deal with the candy cane this weekend. God.
Edit: That was a joke. But yeah. Seriously. Piss off.
Angela says,
I’ve been looking for that one picture my whole picture-snapping life, too. That ONE. I’ve come close my my one, but I still haven’t found it. It would help if I shot more; the last time I actually got serious with my old workhorse film camera was last fall. (http://angelasashtray.blogspot.com/2007/09/plains-ga.html)
Let me know when you find the one. I’m waiting on the one perfect picture that breaks my f-ing heart wide open and puts me on my knees.
Nishant says,
Hey Phil, are those pics HDRI?