You know what I learned this afternoon?

I learned about the word, “um-friend”, which, according to the Urban Dictionary (a legitimate source indeed), is a noun used to describe a partner in a sexual relationship with ambiguous social standing.

For example, “Hi Mom, this is Alfonso, my um…friend.”

Of course, hipsters have taken to reducing this to simply um-friend or even, umfriend.

My God, how cool is that.

Anyways, this just shows you how exciting things are at the math department, today.