Abe goes to see his rabbi.
“Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”
The rabbi asked, “What’s wrong, Abe?”
Abe replied, “My wife is poisoning me.”
The rabbi was very surprised by this and asks, “How can that be?”
Abe then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me, what should I do?”
The rabbi then offers, “Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”
A week later the rabbi calls Abe and says, “Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?”
Abe anxiously says, “Yes.”
“Take the poison,” says the rabbi.

Happy April Fool’s Day!

This was the first google April Fools that I saw, and I almost believed it (I wasn’t fully awake either).

I just noticed one of the things on the side of your blog is a letter from Carleton university–that’s where I’m going to go next year