Today was my ninth (and final) trip over the Atlantic Ocean in one year’s time.

This is not something to be proud of.

I’m tired. And I’m pretty sure I have the faint outline of “Air Canada” imprinted on the back of my ass from sitting on their seat cushions.

1. June 14th, 2007: En Route to Kenya

2. July 15th, 2007: To Ottawa

3. July 21st, 2007: To England (Conference)

4. July 29th, 2007: To Ottawa

5. September 20th, 2007: To England

6. December 24th, 2007: To Ottawa (Christmas)

7. December 31st, 2007: To England

8. June 29th, 2008: To Ottawa (Summer)

9. July 7th, 2008: To England

That was, by the way, a joke. You don’t get monogrammed seat cushions unless you fly first class.