1. The unnatural nature of asymptotics
This article came out a while ago, but I just never had the time to mention it. It’s the first expository article I’ve written on my own research, and I was fairly happy with the way it turned out. iSquared magazine, by the way, is a very professionally run popular maths magazine coming out of the University of Nottingham.
You can get a taste for the magazine by reading my article here.
2. The Sixth IMACS International Conference (Georgia, USA)
I’ve been invited to give a talk at this conference March 23-26. What’s in Georgia, anyways? Not much, apparently.
I’ll be presenting some of my work on stern waves, which I talked about here.
Anyways, it should be fun. A lot of big names in the field are supposed to be there. And they’re paying for my stay at the uber-fancy hotel. Dare I hope for an open bar at the conference banquet?
I debated going to spend a day or two at some friends in the US, but decided against it. I’m already stacked enough for work, so I guess this one will be a straight-forward in-and-out. that said, anybody want to come and bunk with me?
3. British Applied Maths Colloquium 2009 (Nottingham, UK)
I’m giving another talk at the BAMC from April 4-9. It’s sort of the standard thing for applied mathematicians to go to in the UK, but the talks also have a ridiculously cap of 15 minutes(!)
I’m still wondering what in the world I can say in 15 minutes. After all, everybody knows I usually dick around for the first 8 minutes, anyways.
4. Waves 2009 (Pau, France)
Not much to say, here.
I went to the Waves 2007 conference in Reading, UK before I started at Oxford. In fact, I wrote about it here. The Waves conferences tend to be more on the theoretical side (and consequently attracting a more European-flavoured crowd), so I decided this would be a good place to upload my work on gravity-capillary flows — which, at least for the moment, hasn’t been applied to any particular physical systems.
Just submitted the proposal early February, so I we’ll see if it’s accepted. The conference takes place June 15-19.
5. SIAM Oxford Poster
My poster took first prize at the SIAM Student Chapter Conference in Oxford a few weeks ago.
Fairly happy with how it turned out. The whole thing took me about a week’s worth of nights to design.
6. Jowett Senior Scholarships
I have an interview for the Jowett Scholarships this coming Thursday, so I’m spending some time preparing for that. Winner gets a tidy sum of cash, plus free food for a year. Dear lord, is there anything I won’t do for free food?
For the interview, they’ve asked me to prepare a 15 minute talk on my research to be presented to, get this: (1) a professor of computer science, (2) a professor of legal philosophy, and (3) a professor of Sanskrit.
Can you believe that? Man o’ man, what a challenge; it sounds like the beginning of a bad joke: “So the other day, a mathematician was giving a talk to a computer scientist, a legal philosopher and a historian…”
7. Transfer of Status
Oxford doctoral students are supposed to write a report on their current progress a year into the program.
This one just takes time.
8. Teaching
I’m teaching two forth year classes this term.
They depress me.
9. After the perfect non-date
After the perfect non-date, nothing of significance happened in my non-professional life.
10. Pushing Daisies
I’ve been spending whatever time I have left in my life watching the just-canceled Pushing Daises.
The quirky fairy-tale slash rom-com is about Ned, a sweet and shy pie-maker who has a magical ability to bring people back from the dead: first touch gives life, and second touch, death — forever. One day. he brings his childhood sweetheart, Chuck, back to life. The show is about a great many things: untouchable romance, the unrequited love of Olivia for Ned, as well as a touch of whimsical detective stories with Emmerson Cod.
This is one of those rare shows in which you end up watching with a big goofy grin on your face the whole way through. If you don’t believe me, just watch this magical clip of Kristin Chenoweth (who plays Olivia) bursting out into a rendition of Hopelessly Devoted to You

Rad Sujanto says,
Doesn’t it feel so good to be such a specialist? =)
Dave says,
You are one helluva busy guy!
Keep it up, don’t ever let the music stop
Alexandra says,
You forgot
11. Talking up beautiful girls who can’t resist your Canadian charm
12. Having the 5 o’clock tea and muffins.