“I don’t know how to do this,” he said.

I looked down at his work and pointed at a symbol.

“That’s ‘y-nought’ isn’t it?”

“It’s not,” he said.

“Did you just say ‘not’ or nought?” I asked.

“Huh?”

I frowned and tried again. “I mean, did you say ‘not’ or…” I pursed my lips, tightened by jaw, and affected a British accent, “…nought*?”.

Everybody burst out laughing.

Hmmm. The pitfalls of a Midwestern-Canadian accent where “not”, “naught”, and “nought” sound exactly the same…

* Click the British and American flags to hear the different pronunciations. I thought I did rather well!