Enjoying the new Christmas theme?

Please don’t ask me how long it took to put that goddamn candy cane in there.

Thanks to the dynamic duo Dan and Lil for their suggestion to plop something on my head.

I know I don’t deserve it.

I’ve been sinfully negligent of my blogging duties these last few weeks.

But it doesn’t mean I don’t love you guys. Or think you’re all beautiful, beautiful people with wonderful personalities. Because I do. I really, really do.

Anyways, for the last few months, I’ve been steadily climbing in the rankings for the oh-so-prestigious (shrug) Blogger’s Choice Awards. At the moment, I’m hanging onto a Top 3 in the Best Design contest, and (surprisingly) ranked seventh in the Best Geek category.

The voting ends tomorrow (Friday), so — well, you know what I want. If you haven’t casted your vote already, go ahead and spend a few clicks for my sake. If you have, then make sure you check out the topic-du-jour: Ms. Anna Stern.

And of course, a quick thank you to Ms. Rhys for nominating me in the first place.

The problem with the single-page posts’ been fixed. Thanks for letting me know, guys.

I’m still working on it.

But you can have a gander — just don’t go crazy, mkay?

Hint: Click the post title.

Edit: I’m tweaking things, as we speak — so if you look now, things are going to be a bit wonky.

blogging awards

I know it’s shallow
but it makes me feel like a man!

Hey, apparently some of my (no doubt intoxicated) readers think I’m pretty smashing!

So they’ve nominated me for several blogging awards, which usually goes around this time of year.

Now I know signing up to vote is like, the most painful request I can ask of you. But don’t you think I’m worth it?

Don’t answer that. Jerk.

Anyways, the signup is not so bad. A quick form, and a quick e-mail, and it’ll all be over.

And just think of all the new friends I’ll get if I win. Wouldn’t that be neat? I’m a bit tired of my current batch, anyways.

Here’s another Night-Ku, inspired by Rhys who’s trying to one-up me with her poetry about Tom Cruise.

Women are trouble.
How much do you want for that
inflatable doll?